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Thursday, January 12, 2012

Tips For 2012 ~ Came Through My Email

Just had to share this. It came through my email from a dear friend. I thought you all would enjoy this. I know I sure did. It put a giggle with my smile and a dance step to my walk. Hope you find some great tips to use to help you through 2012.

"Tips For 2012"

Stay out of trouble

2. Aim for greater heights.

3. Stay focused on your job.

4. Exercise to maintain good health..

5. Practice team work.


6. Rely on your trusted partner to watch your back.
Take your time trusting others.

7. Save for rainy days.

8. Rest and relax.
9. Always take time to smile.


10. Realize that nothing is impossible

This should make you smile:


Just before the funeral services,
the undertaker came up to the very
elderly widow and asked,
'How old was your husband?'
'98,' she replied, 'Two years older than me'
'So you're 96,' the undertaker commented.
She responded , 'Hardly worth
going home, is it?

Reporter interviewing a 104-year-old woman:
'And what do you think is the best thing
about being 104?' the reporter asked.
She simply replied, 'No peer pressure.'

The nice thing about being senile is
You can hide your own Easter eggs.

I've sure gotten old! I've had two bypass
surgeries, a hip replacement,
New knees, fought prostate cancer
and diabetes.
I'm half blind,
Can't hear anything quieter than a
jet engine,
Take 40 different medications that
Make me dizzy, winded, and subject
to blackouts.
Have bouts with dementia ..
Have poor circulation;
Hardly feel my hands and feet anymore.
Can't remember if I'm 89 or 98.
Have lost all my friends. But, thank God,
I still have my driver's license.

I feel like my body has gotten totally
out of shape,
So I got my doctor's permission to
Join a fitness club and start exercising.
I decided to take an aerobics class
for seniors.
I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and
down, and perspired for an hour..
But, by the time I got my leotards on,
The class was over.

My memory's not as sharp as it used to be.
Also, my memory's not as sharp
as it used to be.

Know how to prevent sagging?
Just eat till the wrinkles fill out.

It's scary when you start making the same
noises as your coffee maker.

These days about half the stuff in my
shopping cart says,
"For fast relief"


Grant me the senility to forget the people
I never liked anyway,
The good fortune to run into the ones I do,
and the eyesight to tell the difference..

Now, I think you're supposed to share this
with 5 or 6, maybe 10 others.. Oh heck, give
it to a bunch of your friends if you can
remember who they are!

Always Remember This:

You don't stop laughing because you grow

You grow old because you stop laughing!!!


Do you have any tips to share that would make 2012 even better?


~Tablescapes By Diane~ said...

Hi lovely lady.
I can not see your photos ??
Thanks so much for your sweet comments on my Tablescape.. I hope you and your family have a wonderful week.
XXOO Diane

Bethe77 said...

Thats a bummer they are so cute. It is weird too because they are coming up on my side. So I dont even know what the fix would be. So if there are any otehrs who cannot see them please let me know. Thanks. So I can try and fix it. Thank you.

Thisisme. said...

Hi Bethe. No, I couldn't see the photos either. Never mind!I loved the tips, and my favourites were numbers 8 and 9! Some really good funnies there for us today,. Thank you, and I hope that you have a lovely weekend. Blessings to you.

Bethe77 said...

Okay I tried to fix this so you all could enjoy the photos please let me know if you can see them or not thank you.
I think they are so cute.

rainbow said...

I am sorry for the ones who can not see the Photos, they are GREAT along with the sayings. You always come up with most interesting posts. You even make growing old a pleasure, it really is nice to be able to hide my own Easter Eggs.

Love to you and yours and HOPE 2012 IS YOUR BEST YEAR YET.

rainbow (Momma Lyn)