Tips For 2012 ~ Came Through My Email

Just had to share this. It came through my email from a dear friend. I thought you all would enjoy this. I know I sure did. It put a giggle with my smile and a dance step to my walk. Hope you find some great tips to use to help you through 2012.
Blessings

"Tips For 2012"

1. Stay out of trouble

2. Aim for greater heights.

3. Stay focused on your job.

4. Exercise to maintain good health..

5. Practice team work.

 

6. Rely on your trusted partner to watch your back.
Take your time trusting others.

7. Save for rainy days.

8. Rest and relax.

 

9. Always take time to smile.

 

AND

10. Realize that nothing is impossible

 

This should make you smile:

 

SERENITY

Just before the funeral services,
the undertaker came up to the very

 

 

elderly widow and asked,
'How old was your husband?'
'98,' she replied, 'Two years older than me'
'So you're 96,' the undertaker commented.
She responded , 'Hardly worth

going home, is it?

Reporter interviewing a 104-year-old woman:
'And what do you think is the best thing

about being 104?' the reporter asked.
She simply replied, 'No peer pressure.'

The nice thing about being senile is

You can hide your own Easter eggs.

I've sure gotten old! I've had two bypass

surgeries, a hip replacement,
New knees, fought prostate cancer

and diabetes.
I'm half blind,
Can't hear anything quieter than a

jet engine,
Take 40 different medications that
Make me dizzy, winded, and subject

to blackouts.
Have bouts with dementia ..
Have poor circulation;
Hardly feel my hands and feet anymore.
Can't remember if I'm 89 or 98.
Have lost all my friends. But, thank God,
I still have my driver's license.

I feel like my body has gotten totally

out of shape,
So I got my doctor's permission to
Join a fitness club and start exercising.
I decided to take an aerobics class

for seniors.
I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and

down, and perspired for an hour..
But, by the time I got my leotards on,

The class was over.

My memory's not as sharp as it used to be.
Also, my memory's not as sharp

as it used to be.


Know how to prevent sagging?

Just eat till the wrinkles fill out.

It's scary when you start making the same

noises as your coffee maker.

These days about half the stuff in my

shopping cart says,
"For fast relief"

THE SENILITY PRAYER :
Grant me the senility to forget the people

I never liked anyway,
The good fortune to run into the ones I do,
and the eyesight to tell the difference..

Now, I think you're supposed to share this

with 5 or 6, maybe 10 others.. Oh heck, give

it to a bunch of your friends if you can

remember who they are!

Always Remember This:
You don't stop laughing because you grow old,

You grow old because you stop laughing!!!

HAVE A GREAT 2012

Do you have any tips to share that would make 2012 even better?